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Honestly, I still don't know what to think about letos joker, but I guess we'll see (in a year)

Batman 45: Ovens and art galas

Welcome to batman archives, where some crazy loner reviews comics all alone every now and then. Let's look at batman 45;

*witty joke*

So if you just got done reading this like I did, you probably have some of the following questions like I do;

What does a particle collider have to do with anything?

Why is mr bloom sporting a blimp?

Who is mr bloom?

Well, it turns out I don't have the answers either. The only answer I really have is the identity of mr bloom. Not that that's important anyway, so let's talk about Bat-hound again for the billio-

*Audible grumble from audience*

Okay FINE, I'll talk about who mr bloom is instead. First, I'll have you look at two pictures;

And

Starting to see something? I think that's all I need to say for now. But I do encourage you to go read some zero year. Just sayin.

So, what else is there to taco bout? Oh yeah, how about batman HITTING SOMEONE WITH A SHARK?!

Fish slap

You wannaknow how to tell if an issue was good? By how bipolar it is. Particle colliders, fighting sharks, robots, freaky plant people, and a love story all crammed into one issue.

Rating;

8.8/10

Well, my rides here

See you whenever I feel like posting next!

Starting over

So knowing me, you know this won't be as cheesy as the title leads on. But I do want to cover some things

* I am completely starting over 

You that read right. I won't finish my convergence, endgame, or any thing else I was previously reviewing. I know that sounds crummy, but if I want to get this blog running again, I can't be so behind. The most I'll say is that convergence and endgame were both fantastic.

* Starting soonish, I will continue with the currently being published comics and episodes of batman, with the occasional throwback comic.

Yes, I did say episodes. Gotham reviews coming.

What I mean by currently published is exactly as it means. I won't do any catch ups of per say batman 41-44. By the way, I totally called bat-Gordon. My following reviews will cover batman, tec, dk3 (hype), batgirl, we are robin, Gotham, and 2 movies once they are released. Batman v superman & Star Wars (because Star Wars bitch.)

* I like pizza

For the last few weeks, I found a little ceasers in my town and have been eating there. I hadn't even realized we had one! For the longest time I considered dominoes my standard, and it still is really, but cmon. Little ceasers is the fricken bomb. 

So that's all folks. See ya soon. My rides here and all that

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*Casually continues blogging after going going dark for the better part of a year*

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